A Bread-Eater Becomes A Bread-Baker
Posted by limpetfan | Posted in Baking, Food | Posted on 10-08-2010-05-2008
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If you had asked me 5 years ago if I’d ever consider baking my own bread, I would have laughed at you. I would have laughed at you hard. Like, milk coming out of my nose hard, if I wasn’t lactose intolerant and liked drinking milk.
There is a reason I would have found your question so ridiculous. See, it’s not the concept of baking bread that would have been funny. It’s not even the concept of ME baking bread that would have been funny. It’s what I would have associated with making bread that would have been the source of my amusement… or rather, WHO I associated with it.
While I was a junior in undergrad, me and a few of my friends decided it was time to move off-campus and be grown-ups. At first there were 3 of us in an apartment together, and then Whitney moved in, too. We were a happy little family of friends – at first. Then one of the roommates went a little… crazy. She fancied herself Martha Stewart, and started buying all sorts of kitchen gadgets most normal college students have never even heard of. Things like Crock Pots and bread machines started appearing in our small college apartment kitchen. None of the rest of us could touch these things, because GOD FORBID we got them dirty. (For that matter, it also would have been forbidden to eat pizza over the box, or sit on the armrest of the couch, or leave coffee cup rings on the counter… but that’s really a separate post.) Our poor, crazy roommate made valiant attempts at cooking… attempts that usually left the rest of us running for Taco Bell after dinner, and eating the better-than-what-we-just-were-served-for-dinner tacos in the car in Taco Bell’s parking lot, so the crazy chick at home wouldn’t know we found her chicken and biscuits from a box gross. So for years, all I ever associated with baking your own bread was a giant bread machine that never got used, taking up room in the kitchen, and Taco Bell.
So, 5 years ago I really wouldn’t have been likely to think bread-baking was a good idea.
Flash forward to present day, though, and I clearly have had a change of heart.
It started with me finding out about a bunch of food bloggers participating in this thing called the Bread Baker’s Apprentice Challenge, or BBA. One blogger in particular writes especially inspiring posts on her bread-baking adventures, and the more I read, the more I got itchy to try it myself. I had mental debates with myself over the idea. Baking is not one of my favorite things. It’s too exact. I don’t like having to put EXACTLY any amount of anything into my cooking – I’m more of an “eyeball it” kind of cook. But baking is also a lot like following a lab protocol… which is my in-real-life job, so I’m pretty good at it. And it would be nice to know my bread has no preservatives, etc., too. Then I read this post on making light wheat bread, and I decided I was going to try this whole bread-making thing and see what happened.
I bought the book that goes with the BBA, since that was the impetus for this undertaking: The Bread Baker’s Apprentice: Mastering the Art of Extraordinary Bread. I went to the grocery store and bought bread flour and yeast. And then I did something dumb. I decided to start with a recipe I had never read about, because it was one of the only recipes that wouldn’t take 2 days to complete. My first foray into bread-making was English muffins. I have no pictures to share, but I will tell you they tasted good! The problem was that my yeast was dead, and me being a total novice didn’t think that was necessarily a problem. So I proceeded with the recipe anyway. Bottom line: use dead yeast only if you desire English muffin hockey pucks, because that’s about how heavy they were.
My second try was better, though. I made bagels… again, I have no idea why I didn’t just go for the recipe that drove me to try bread-making in the first place. Sometimes it’s better not to pull at the threads behind my decision making processes.
Here are some shots from my bagel-making experience:
This was easier than I thought it was going to be, although admittedly more time-consuming. Am I likely to continue trying out the recipes in this book? You bet! How about any of you?
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