Want to Beat Up a Dinosaur? Here's How.

Posted by limpetfan | Posted in imaginary scenarios | Posted on 18-03-2009-05-2008

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Back in December, I shared a quiz with you all entitled: How Long Would You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed with a Velociraptor?  In case you missed that post, you can read it here

The quiz generated a bit of controversy (again, for full details, follow the link to the original post).

This post is intended as a follow-up to the velociraptor one.  Nicole sent me this article, entitled Seven Dinosaurs You Could Take in a Fight, from Cracked.com.  Since it’s generally acknowledged that raptors and T-rexs and such are terrifying and not the type of dinosaur an average human would feel good about meeting in a dark alley, the writer of the article has kindly complied a list of dinosaurs we… would… feel good about meeting in said alley.

Case closed?

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Tag… You’re It! 25 Things About Me

Posted by limpetfan | Posted in lists | Posted on 28-01-2009-05-2008

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I have been tagged a bunch of times for this Facebook thing now, so I figured I should just suck it up…

Here are the rules: you write a note with 25 random things, facts, ,habits, etc. about yourself. Then choose your closest friends to be tagged, including the person who tagged you.

25 Things About ME!

  1. I am incredibly afraid of birds. Ironically, my only tattoo is OF a bird.
  2. I am a perfectionist, and as such, my own harshest critic.
  3. I have written one complete novel (chick lit) and one half-complete novel (science fiction).
  4. I own a 5-inch Schmidt-Cassegrain telescope and spend a lot of time cursing the weather for interfering with my telescope usage.
  5. I am learning to knit.
  6. There are *some* people who say I am a control freak. They are probably right.
  7. I often question the decisions I have made about my career.
  8. I won’t buy or wear underwear unless it is from Victoria’s Secret.
  9. I feel really bad for Brain. That darn Pinky needs to stop preventing him from taking over the world.
  10. I think poo is hilarious.
  11. I make lists for everything.
  12. I’m a compulsive book-buyer. I have 15 books on my nightstand that I have not read yet, but I will continue to buy more.
  13. My family and a select handful of friends mean more to me that anything.
  14. I can watch season 3 of Alias over and over again and not get bored.
  15. I make awesome cupcakes.
  16. It takes me a very long time to trust people.
  17. BonJovi rules.
  18. Many people are either “scared” of me or think I am a bitch until they get to know me.
  19. I am addicted to Cafe Mistos at Starbucks.
  20. It pisses me off when I hear a person argue that life can’t possibly exist elsewhere in the universe.
  21. I do not understand a damn thing about art.
  22. I think it’s perfectly within reason to pay $100 or more for dinner if the food is high-quality.
  23. I would travel into space if given the opportunity.
  24. The only TV I watch regularly is the Food Network and the show The Universe on The History Channel.
  25. One of the best moments in my life was stepping off the plane and onto the ground in Tahiti.

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In Bed With a Raptor

Posted by limpetfan | Posted in imaginary scenarios | Posted on 07-12-2008-05-2008

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I could survive for 32 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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